Deadpool and Assassin's Creed?

So i was playing Minecraft a few weeks ago and I just got bored (dun dun dun! How the hell did that happen). I tried to play on a few servers but I still got bored (WTF? Seriously? It's Minecraft for god's sake) Anyway, with all the boredom, I realized I needed new games for my laptop.

It wasn't until last week, though, when me and my brother bought some kick-ass games for MY laptop (yeah, hear that bro-bitch? Nah, just kidding. It's our laptop). I was so happy that I wasn't going to be bored anymore (No offense, minecraft). However, my brother said he will try out his games first since I am always using the laptop. Bitch.

The next five hours were complete hell to him. His games, NBA 2k13 and Grand Theft Auto collection, didn't work. I tried to talk to him but I think he was so mad that he could kill and rape without any remorse. I think he even shed a tear when NBA didn't work (yeah, he's that big a fan). It was midnight and he was so mad that he just went to sleep. I tried my games, Deadpool and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, and one of them worked (Deadpool. Fuck off CoD: MW3!). The next morning, he was mad when he  found out one of my games worked and none of his did.

Fast forward to the next fucking week, Me, my brother and my cousin went to their basketball training. My mom was also there so she suggested to bring the games that didn't work because we might drive by the place that sold us the games. I didn't want to go so I just stayed on my cousin's house after. When I got a call from my brother, he said that the other games we bought weren't compatible with Windows 8 (yeah, we're all like rich-ass teens with bad jeans). The fucking lady from the store swapped the games with the only game from the store besides Deadpool that works on motherfucking Windows fucking 8, Assassin's Creed.

So, to summarize, I may be posting Deadpool and Assassin's Creed shit. I just have to learn how to make a screenshot. Hehe. Anyways, bye!

@deadpool2416 (name change on Instagram BTW. My twitter name is still the same though)

Minecraft PC!

Last Friday, my dad came back with a lot of stuff, including a laptop, a monitor, a lot of chocolate, some perfume, an iPhone 5, an iPad mini and some wires. When I saw the laptop, I was pretty fucking excited because I knew it was perfect for one thing: Minecraft PC. I had a lot of money so my dad agreed to buy it.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?! Anyway, I had a few screenshots. Also, this is the reason why I haven't been posting in a while. But I have a perfectly good reason: MOTHERFUCKING MINECRAFT FUCKING PC!!

Without further a do, I give you, Minecraft PC!

Here I with my dog. I said to him "Get in the fucking pic!" If you are wondering why I have diamond tools already, I found a desert village with an Iron Pickaxe enchanted with Fortune I. My 14 diamonds became 34 :D Already in diamond armor!

More diamonds. But lava. DAMN IT!

Found a mineshaft. This makes fucking sense. But it doesn't have to. Why? Because budder, that's why!

Aww shit, it's a Cave Spider Spawner!

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Loo at my epic as hell skin. Deadpool in a suit. No one can beat that! Username: deadpool2416

What the hell? More diamonds next to lava? You got to be fucking kidding me! OOHHH!  A bat!

More diamonds! Thank God it's not next to lava.

Anyway, I'll post the other screenshots in a later post. I'm going to go server hunting.

@Pi2416