Terraria, PS4 and other shit.

Terraria released a few weeks ago on the iOS and I've been trying to buy it. I've even starved the living hell out of myself from all the lunch money I've saved. God, I need help. Anyway, the only purpose for the first part of the post is to know what to earn for: The Steam version or the iOS version. 

Now, if I do buy the iOS version, I may want the Steam version too and buy it. Then, I'm going to delete Terraria from my iPad once I bought the Steam version. If I buy the Steam version, however, I may need to starve myself more. That sounds pretty fucking easy but the mini olympics on my school is coming up and I'm the main representative on Speed Stacks. 

Basically, if I buy the iOS version, I'll be wanting more (since the jackass iOS version still doesn't have multiplayer) features but I'll have more energy during the mini olympics since the iOS version costs less. The Steam version is amazing but, again, I'll have to be starving myself during lunch. Ugh....  I fucking hate these kinds of decisions.

Anyway, onto the next shit of the day! Next shit: PS4 talk. The PS4 looks great and my dad said he might buy it for Christmas but I oddly want the XBOX ONE (don't judge me bitch! It looks like an NES, which is my favorite console). I'll probably have to talk to my dad (the guy who suggested it for Christmas) about this shit. Probably doesn't matter anyway.... Minecraft is releasing to both consoles by the end of this year and that is just what I want. Go to hell, Terraria.

And yet no one wants the Wii U! The 8th generation of video game consoles has begun! 

Looks like we're going bankrupt by the 9th generation :P

Last part of the blog is about the 2013 VMAs. I don't normally talk about music so you better know when shit is about to get real. Anyway, you know the main subject for the 2013 VMAs: The Twerk of the Gigantic Twerp, Miley Cyrus. She's not being the role model she used to be. It's not just the VMAs, either. Have you ever seen the music video to her song We Can't Stop? It's just so... weird. She looks like an ugly whore. My title is specific, though. It said Terraria, PS4 and other shit (you know you it is).

Robin Thicke, the guy Miley twerked for, is probably getting slapped or has been slapped after this. It's weird how some people enjoyed this. It's so pukey (that's right, I ran out of words so I'm using a 2nd Grade word). I can't believe the 2013 VMAs even let this happen. Faith in Humanity lost!

But it's good to know Justin Timberlake won an award.

Ugh.... after watching half of Thicke's and Cyrus's performance, I'll make my kids not listen to music from this two people anymore. 

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Injustice is an injustice!

The title says it all. I can't believe how the bosses in Injustice are so fucking hard. How the hell did my classmate finish the fucking game? It's so hard! That's what she said.

Even with Lobo, Superman Regime, Black Adam Regime, Red Son Deathstroke, Green Lantern, Harley Quinn Insurgency, Elite II Green Arrow and Nightwing, the game still rapes my fucking sanity.

This guy wasn't too hard to beat but I don't have that many screenshots so I'm just including this guy. He's awesome even though he look like a weird guy from a disease-influenced apocalypse.

This is why I hate my fucking life. I don't know. even managed to do this. Whatever you did, I salute past Me.

When will it stop? My arm fucking hurts. It hurts so much I forgot to fap.

Not again, please no more! 

Shit!!!!!!

Anyway, I'm in an awesome yet irritating hell right now so bye now.

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More Trigger Fist!

It was in a lame morning during a basketball training session of my brother and cousin. The bench I sat on sucked. It was cold, wet and.... a fucking corn dog? Anyway.... it started to rain so I moved to another bench and got bored. I had my iPad with me so what the hell... let's play some Injustice and Minecraft.

Unfortunately, the stage I was in Injustice was hard and I wanted to do that it my house so I played Minecraft instead. Since I have the PC version now, I'm like a noob with no damn skills at all in Pocket Edition. It's weird how Minecraft is so unique in each platform. Anyway, I didn't know what to play since I sucked like ass in 2Fuse, answered all of the questions on Icon Pop Quiz, too bored for Temple Run or Minion Rush and just taking a break from Infinity Blade. 

Then I thought of playing Call of Duty, but I can't since I don't have it. But there's the next big thing: Trigger Fist. I couldn't believe how long I didn't play this awesome game. When I started, I thought I was gonna suck dick but when I got a 10 kill streak and 0 deaths, it looks like Trigger Fist might be a typical subject of my shitty blog from now on.

Anyway, here are some screenshots of my epic as hell sessions:

What am I? A fucking mercenary? I wish I could.

I really missed King of the Hill.

Also, I am trying to beat my brother's 54 record. Mine is 49. Crap. Looks like an all nighter. Oh, also, brand new outro that's still fucking crappy!

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Dominating Injustice!

So now that I have Minecraft PC, I really haven't playing Minecraft PE. I also haven't been playing PvZ 1 or 2 because I am bored with those games (WTF? I really didn't think I'd be bored with those epic as hell games). N.O.V.A. 3, Trigger Fist and Infinity Blade.... same story. But Injustice stood out. For some reason it gets me pumping, especially with awesome villains like Bane, Lobo and the Joker and hotties like Harley Quinn and Wonder Woman. 

As you remember, I use Green Lantern, Nightwing, Harley Quinn and the Green Lantern. But a few weeks ago, I got enough money for a Gold Booster pack. Two weeks later, enough for another. Then yesterday I bought another one so my line-up has 3 Gold Characters. Regime Superman, Regime Black Adam and Lobo (fuck yeah!) sweep the floor with enemies like Wonder Woman, Doomsday Bane, Batman Beyond and Insurgency Joker. 

The picture below is when I bought the first booster pack and I was doing the Zod challenge. I just had to take a picture of the two epic enemies.

The second picture is when I bought the second booster pack and I was still on the Zod challenge. It was about to end and I had enough to buy a new booster pack. I didn't finish the challenges though :( 4/5 So fucking close! But anyway, here's the picture:

I know, right? Black Adam v.s. himself. Epic. I oddly won. 

Then, the final booster pack! I just bought it yesterday during the basketball training sesh of my brother and cousin. I was surprised to see the fucking ugly face of the epic Czarnian Lobo. Yeah. Epic.

So here I am buying support cards for my epic as hell cards so I can beat the crap out of the guys who used to make my battles difficult. (That's right, Sinestro! You got something to say to Superman's face?)

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Deadpool and Assassin's Creed?

So i was playing Minecraft a few weeks ago and I just got bored (dun dun dun! How the hell did that happen). I tried to play on a few servers but I still got bored (WTF? Seriously? It's Minecraft for god's sake) Anyway, with all the boredom, I realized I needed new games for my laptop.

It wasn't until last week, though, when me and my brother bought some kick-ass games for MY laptop (yeah, hear that bro-bitch? Nah, just kidding. It's our laptop). I was so happy that I wasn't going to be bored anymore (No offense, minecraft). However, my brother said he will try out his games first since I am always using the laptop. Bitch.

The next five hours were complete hell to him. His games, NBA 2k13 and Grand Theft Auto collection, didn't work. I tried to talk to him but I think he was so mad that he could kill and rape without any remorse. I think he even shed a tear when NBA didn't work (yeah, he's that big a fan). It was midnight and he was so mad that he just went to sleep. I tried my games, Deadpool and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, and one of them worked (Deadpool. Fuck off CoD: MW3!). The next morning, he was mad when he  found out one of my games worked and none of his did.

Fast forward to the next fucking week, Me, my brother and my cousin went to their basketball training. My mom was also there so she suggested to bring the games that didn't work because we might drive by the place that sold us the games. I didn't want to go so I just stayed on my cousin's house after. When I got a call from my brother, he said that the other games we bought weren't compatible with Windows 8 (yeah, we're all like rich-ass teens with bad jeans). The fucking lady from the store swapped the games with the only game from the store besides Deadpool that works on motherfucking Windows fucking 8, Assassin's Creed.

So, to summarize, I may be posting Deadpool and Assassin's Creed shit. I just have to learn how to make a screenshot. Hehe. Anyways, bye!

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Minecraft PC!

Last Friday, my dad came back with a lot of stuff, including a laptop, a monitor, a lot of chocolate, some perfume, an iPhone 5, an iPad mini and some wires. When I saw the laptop, I was pretty fucking excited because I knew it was perfect for one thing: Minecraft PC. I had a lot of money so my dad agreed to buy it.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?! Anyway, I had a few screenshots. Also, this is the reason why I haven't been posting in a while. But I have a perfectly good reason: MOTHERFUCKING MINECRAFT FUCKING PC!!

Without further a do, I give you, Minecraft PC!

Here I with my dog. I said to him "Get in the fucking pic!" If you are wondering why I have diamond tools already, I found a desert village with an Iron Pickaxe enchanted with Fortune I. My 14 diamonds became 34 :D Already in diamond armor!

More diamonds. But lava. DAMN IT!

Found a mineshaft. This makes fucking sense. But it doesn't have to. Why? Because budder, that's why!

Aww shit, it's a Cave Spider Spawner!

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Loo at my epic as hell skin. Deadpool in a suit. No one can beat that! Username: deadpool2416

What the hell? More diamonds next to lava? You got to be fucking kidding me! OOHHH!  A bat!

More diamonds! Thank God it's not next to lava.

Anyway, I'll post the other screenshots in a later post. I'm going to go server hunting.

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Epic Mobile Games

Wanna play Medal of Honor while on a train? Missing Halo while you are taking a shit? Minecraft while waiting for a meeting? Well, here are some games that are similar to PC, Xbox and PS3 games such as Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Halo etc. but can be played on your mobile.

Trigger Fist - A very epic game which I play with my brother Cyle and my cousin Ross. It's a shooter game (The name is Trigger FIST but it's a shooter game, seems legit) where you make matches like free-for-alls, team deathmatches, King of the Hill and even Scared Goat (what the hell?!?!) with your team of four to battle another team of four. There is also an expansion pack where you can customize your armor and guns (GOLD GUN!). It is very similar to online matches on Call of Duty. I don't know what its price is because I downloaded it when it was free but I think it was anywhere from $1.99 to $4.99

N.O.V.A series - a game very similar to Halo and Metroid. Personally one of my favorites because I like Halo but I don't have an Xbox (or any console for that matter, Bad Luck Brian?). My favorite is N.O.V.A 3. You can also have multiplayer matches with using either your Local WiFi or Online with a Gameloft Live account. Again, I downloaded this when it was free so I don't know what its price is.

Minecraft: Pocket Edition - a game based on the PC and Xbox 360 editions but with lesser features and smaller worlds. I love this game but I really want more features added in the future. This is the only Minecraft port to have mixed reviews. Recent updates began making the port's reception rise and also its sales. It almost has surpassed the PC port with both games at 10 million downloads. Price: $6.99

NBA 2k13 - a game based on the PC and Xbox 360 editions. It is very epic and I recommend this to download.I really love the Greatest Games mode, especially with Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Garnett and Michael Jordan (holy shit!). It is a bit laggy though. Price: $7.99 but I bought this when it was on sale $5.99

Modern Combat - A Call of Duty-like game which my cousin has. I don't have it but my cousin let me try it and it was awesome.  Modern Combat: Sandstorm HD costs $4.99 while Fallen Nation, Black Pegasus and Zero Hour (the crappy show from FOX?!!?!) all cost $6.99

Plants V.S. Zombies - The mobile port of the Game of the Year award-winning Popcap Game Plants Vs Zombies. I am very addicted to this game but it has only one missing feature: The Tree of Wisdom. That's just great! The only feature that was missing was my favorite! How fucking dandy! But anyway, great game and I recommend this for your mobile. It costs I think $6.99 or $7.99 for the iPad and $2.99 for the iPhone and iPod Touch.

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