Minecraft Adventures: The Weirdest Mining Sessions

First of all, it will not be weekly. It will be whenever I want. So like 2-3 times a week? Sounds about right. Second order of business, it's going to be called Minecraft Adventures. Not My Minecraft. That just sucks.

All right let's get started. Let's start with what happened after the last adventure. I basically got nothing from my mining session. Yep, nothing. But wait... didn't you get like a lot of stuff down there in the mineshafts? Well, yeah but for no fucking reason I spawned there WITHOUT the resources I collected or the items I had before I went down there. Sigh. I did /kill and spawned in my old house. I spent the night there before I went on this big mining expedition since it is closer to the mineshaft than my new house. I took the "rail system" to my new house to get there easily.

To add insult to injury: it was raining. Well, fuck. As if losing 15 diamonds weren't enough.

I made new armor, weapons, tools and other essentials before heading out to a new cave to make up for all the lost resources. If you look closely you'll see some diamond, emerald and redstone ore.

Already making up for it. My luck just made a big turn.

I'm starting to not give a fuck about those things, especially with that that lucky dungeon that had a lot of horse armor, redstone, saddles and an enchanted book. (Knockback II)

New mineshaft, new minecarts with rails, more spiders and cave spiders and.. witches? Shit jut got real. Very real.

Oh, don't mind that Spider dungeon. That's no biggie.

Wait.. are those?! They can't be! That's just weird. Is that a chunk error or something. Squids?!?!?!

Nope, not a chunk error. Think of it as a very square beach. The hole above was about 8-10 blocks from the surface. That was a rare find. I wonder what biome this is.

What the hell? Is that a Zombie dungeon? Yep. With a-? Yep. A Leather-armored zombie? Yep. The title says it all.

Epilogue: A little while after, I returned home. I had accidentally slept in my old house again so I woke up to this. This is one of the best things I have ever seen. A Skeleton with full Gold armor and an enchanted bow. I have learned nothing in my mining sessions. Now, I'm probably masturbating. Also, can someone make me an appointment for a psychiatrist? I got turned on by this picture a bit and I want to consult a doctor.

The End.

My Minecraft: The Weekly Adventures of Noobery

Well, I finally have something to post about here and it's Minecraft-related. Phew, I thought I had to delete this blog so I could focus on theAlmostDailyCrapTalker blog since it's more popular.

Anyway, I'll do this thing weekly or bi-weekly. Plus, you'll finally see my crazy adventures outside of Instagram. (if you follow me. If you don't, follow me now!)

This week's adventure is mining on an abandoned mineshaft. Not much. I'll show you my stuff before I get to the crazy shit. I got the buckets, ingots, coal saddles, redstone and golden apples in a spider dungeon before I got stuck in the mineshaft.

So yeah, mineshaft.. abandoned.. yada yada yada... Here's the crazy shit: there was a zombie dungeon there, but not just any zombie dungeon!

Yep, that's right! A Baby Zombie dungeon in a generated in a mineshaft. Cool right? Unfortunately, I couldn't get a pick of the Baby Zombie Villager that was there before I killed it. It still had regular zombies and a spider too.

Well, that was crappy. Hopefully, next week's crazy adventure would be more interesting. Anyway, here is some random screenshots I found that have nothing to do with all this.

Yeah, I know right? A Baby Zombie Pigman and an above ground Skeleton Dungeon. That was from Christmas.

It's been a long time...

Yeha.. title says it all! It's been almost two months since I last posted here. No excuses... it's.. just been great with the other blogs. So, I'm going to focus on video games and comics here... which is hard since I only have like 4 comic books (for now) that were like 4-5 years ago and limited XBox 360 games. But the day will come when I will write reviews about mainstream games and updated issues of comic books. Until then.....

Minecraft Pocket Edition 0.8.0: Big Shit Planned!

Hi... let's make this quick. Sorry for not posting much... blah blah blah...

and... on to the actual blog post! The Pocket Edition team has some big stuff planned for 0.8.0... and also 0.9.0. We're going to have a taste of the PC version for 0.8.0 but for 0.9.0, the almost whole package! Yeah, the keyword is almost. I thought 0.8.0 was going to be released before, during or after Minecon but the development team called bullshit on that one. Oh, also, I didn't go to Minecon.

Anyway, we got some crap we already have seen on the PC port but we also have some version-exclusive things planned. But I think they're going to add some of that shit to the PC port sooner or later. Johan, Tomasso, Amir and Jeb have some pretty big developments for 0.8.0 and 0.9.0. Johan and Tomasso have been focusing on some PC items and blocks like Iron bars, Pumpkins, Hay Bales, Carpets and not to mention Pumpkin pie! Amir's working on some Realms and multiplayer stuff that won't even matter cause the updates focused on bringing the Pocket Edition closer to PC. I don't know what Jeb's doing. Amir, Jeb... get your shit together, okay.

As for the big one (0.9.0), we got some biomes, infinite worlds, world sizes and some other cool shit you bitches might like.

Let's look at the new features:
For 0.8.0, we're looking at a partial PC experience that'll warm us up for 0.9.0 like...

Pumpkins and Pumpkin Pie
Iron Bars
Some new options
Birch, Spruce and Jungle Wood (Jungle's creative only.. for now), slabs and stairs
Breeding
Hay Bales
Sponges
Rails (powered and ordinary; Powered is always powered)
Jack O' Lantern
Beets, beetroots and... beetroots soup? (version exclusive; the beetroots soup texture looks like mushroom stew)
Render distance Far and Near
Redstone (useless crap until 0.9.0 and beyond; you can still craft it into Redstone blocks, though)
Clocks and Compasses
Minecarts (rollercoasta, bitches?)
Carpets
Cobblestone and Mossy Cobblestone Walls
Wood can now point sideways (if you know what I mean)
And much, much more! 

For 0.9.0, it's basically going to be a downgraded but overall less expensive port of the PC. Win!

Minecraft Snapshots 13w41a & 13w41b

Pre-release of 1.7? Sure!

Here are the latest thing added in the snapshots for this week:

13w41a:
Stained Glass - crafted the same way as Stained Clay
Stained Glass Panes - crafted the same way as Glass Panes but with Stained Glass
Iron Bars now connect to Glass Panes and vice versa
Some new changes to Network codes, servers lists, Settings menu and Locked Chest (what the hell is that?)
A few bug fixes

13w41b
Bug fixes
Most notably, the bug about Stained Glass Panes yielding only 6 as opposed to 16

13w41b (re-upload)
Fixed some things about the server icon

Lame snapshots. Except for the Glass and Glass panes things, though. That was cool as fuck.

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Minecraft Snapshot 13w39a and 13w39b

I forgot to do this for Snapshot 13w39a so I'm going to do it for both 13w39a and 13w39b. Since 13w38c, not much has been added other than bugs fixes. There are a few more or less kick-ass features.

Let's start with the lame-ass bug fixes:

Snow golems die in Extreme Hills at the altitude of 95, where snow generates.
Rain doesn't generate sound and/or particles on some biomes. (Extreme Hills, Forest and most new biomes have shown this trait)
Arrows don't get extinguished from rain.
Bugs on the sound of XP orbs.
Command Blocks ignore the gamerule "commanBlockOutput"
Super Secret settings don't do anything (worthless piece of crap)

Here are the more epic ones (at least when compared to the gay bug fixes) that have been added:

Minecraft with Command Block (can only be obtained through the /give command)
Enchanted books can now have multiple enchantments
Orange Stained Clay generates in the Mesa biome (in place of Sandstone)
"Diamonds to you" achievement (obtained by throwing a diamond to a zombie and he picks it up. Gold fucking digger)
Red Sand (can be turned into Glass and crafted into TNT but cannot be crafted into Sandstone)

Still not much features as 13w38a, 13w38b and 13w39c but better than nothing.

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Hacked Injustice :P

Remember the post "Injustice is an Injustice!" ? Well, I finished it (forgot to take screenshots) and I wanted to do it again. But this time, I want it to be very easy. I don't want to relive the fucking pain that started over the summer so I just basically hacked it using iFunbox and a few hacked files.

Basically, I will be invincible. I will beat those who laughed at my face. Hear the Sinestro, Deathstroke and Superman? It's about to get fucking real. I'm at the battle before Doomsday so I'm pretty close to making Sinestro learn who should be really feared.

Also, the Raven challenge has started so it's time to get Bane Regime, Deathstroke and Doomsday Regime (my fucking epic line-up) leveled up.