Epic Mobile Games

Wanna play Medal of Honor while on a train? Missing Halo while you are taking a shit? Minecraft while waiting for a meeting? Well, here are some games that are similar to PC, Xbox and PS3 games such as Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Halo etc. but can be played on your mobile.

Trigger Fist - A very epic game which I play with my brother Cyle and my cousin Ross. It's a shooter game (The name is Trigger FIST but it's a shooter game, seems legit) where you make matches like free-for-alls, team deathmatches, King of the Hill and even Scared Goat (what the hell?!?!) with your team of four to battle another team of four. There is also an expansion pack where you can customize your armor and guns (GOLD GUN!). It is very similar to online matches on Call of Duty. I don't know what its price is because I downloaded it when it was free but I think it was anywhere from $1.99 to $4.99

N.O.V.A series - a game very similar to Halo and Metroid. Personally one of my favorites because I like Halo but I don't have an Xbox (or any console for that matter, Bad Luck Brian?). My favorite is N.O.V.A 3. You can also have multiplayer matches with using either your Local WiFi or Online with a Gameloft Live account. Again, I downloaded this when it was free so I don't know what its price is.

Minecraft: Pocket Edition - a game based on the PC and Xbox 360 editions but with lesser features and smaller worlds. I love this game but I really want more features added in the future. This is the only Minecraft port to have mixed reviews. Recent updates began making the port's reception rise and also its sales. It almost has surpassed the PC port with both games at 10 million downloads. Price: $6.99

NBA 2k13 - a game based on the PC and Xbox 360 editions. It is very epic and I recommend this to download.I really love the Greatest Games mode, especially with Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Garnett and Michael Jordan (holy shit!). It is a bit laggy though. Price: $7.99 but I bought this when it was on sale $5.99

Modern Combat - A Call of Duty-like game which my cousin has. I don't have it but my cousin let me try it and it was awesome.  Modern Combat: Sandstorm HD costs $4.99 while Fallen Nation, Black Pegasus and Zero Hour (the crappy show from FOX?!!?!) all cost $6.99

Plants V.S. Zombies - The mobile port of the Game of the Year award-winning Popcap Game Plants Vs Zombies. I am very addicted to this game but it has only one missing feature: The Tree of Wisdom. That's just great! The only feature that was missing was my favorite! How fucking dandy! But anyway, great game and I recommend this for your mobile. It costs I think $6.99 or $7.99 for the iPad and $2.99 for the iPhone and iPod Touch.

@pi2416

Trigger Fist, Possible Broken cord of my iPad charger and gamingschedules

I had an epic battle with my cousin Ross yesterday. My team swept. I had the final kill, where I thought

it was Sonny but I found out it was Ross!

Second order of business, my iPad might be broke. It takes at least half a day to charge. This is why I don't play Minecraft, Infinity Blade, Trigger Fist, N.O.V.A 3 or any other of my games lately because of this (they fucking drain the battery quickly for unknown shit). Does any one know how to fix this?

Last, I'm thinking of making a schedule for my games. Since me and my brother share this iPad, I have limited time to play. We get 2 hours each so that's fucking dandy. Worst of all, once school starts in less than fucking 2 weeks, we'll only get an hour and a half. I'll think of a schedule before school starts.

@pi2416

MCPE 0.7.3 Update

It has been a short time since the last update and 0.7.3 already has confirmed shit. This is a minor update but it sounds like a major update to me.

 A lot of features have been said but not confirmed like:
Sun, moon and stars (I've been waiting for that ever since the clouds in 0.6.0)
A spider's eyes now glow in the dark (I have a mob spawner and I was wondering who was the asshole who killed me in the dark)
Some login and session changes
Splash text
Ability to reset your realms

And some bug fixes like:
A furnace crash bug
An inventory bug
"W" cannot be typed in chat

@pi2416

                   

Long weekend, Dead Glee cast member, Infinity Blade II and other shit.

Wooo! It's the weekend! Time to watch Futurama and blog like hell! Anyway, the President of the Philippines (a.k.a my country), Noynoy Aquino, will give a State of the Nation Address so I will have no classes on Monday. (more blogging and fapping!) So, I will make a crappy post on at least 3 of my blogs this weekend.

Next shit of the day, Glee cast member Cory Monteith (right spelling? I don't know, I'm a retard :P) died a few days ago. Now, I'm not a Glee fan nor will ever be but I'm just saddened that Glee will never have a proper ending. Like Slash, I will never want them to do a rock song. It will just be a big mess. Anyway, Rest in Peace Cory Monteith.

Third shit of the day, I found a seed on MCPE. Apparently, seeds that are numerical and have low value are actually good. (21 and 25 to name a few) 21 is actually awesome if you checked it. There is a lot of stone in this area of the map.

Here is an epic formation. This is one of the shit I like on maps. I mean just look at it.

Look at this wave. Its formation is funny as hell. It's like fucking Extreme Hills.

Next shit of the day, Infinity Blade II! It's pretty epic and I keep getting gems that have +Gold perks. I gained like $50,000 coins in just half an hour playing. I am loving this game. Do you guys want me to do a review? Of course not :P

Here's me about to defeat the Stone Demon. And FYI, I was lvl. 19 when I faced this lvl. 75 motherfucker.

Have you guys tried Clashmob yet? I keep on losing, especially to the damn God King. 

Fourth crap of the batch of crap today, here are some screenshots of Plants vs Zombies 2: It's About Time. Pretty epic game. I'm thinking of writing a review on it.

I am deeply addicted to this game. No joke. I would kill for it. No really but I could kill something like a carrot or a fucking spider.

Next shit of the day, I joined 5 Lifeboat Survival Games servers last night and this morning. I could've won this one game but the server suddenly stopped and I was all like "fuck you!" 

Who the hell loves swimming in lava?

You dense motherfucking asshole! He came out of nowhere with some guys and cornerec me. They weren't teaming, though. I think ToebuMa got knocked back by this guy with an Iron sword and he caught up with me.

What the fuck, bro?!?! I wanted to team with this guy named Co0ki3man92 and he rejected. Motherfucker. The worst part is he killed me after. >:( Little bitch (says the guy who's bitching about getting killed by a bitch)

This next game was epic. This is the game where the server stopped when I was about to win. I used the bridge to almost win. I'm glad chests gave me flint and iron. I was the least armored of all the people in the deathmatch. I think I had an Iron Helmet and a two pieces of Chain. I can't remember which but I'm pretty sure chain.

The Final Battle!

What the hell!?!?! Could've won this one. He probably had a lot of armor but my Flint and steel had a lot of durability left. So sad. This is why I hate these kind of servers. They are created in the West and Europe. Pretty fucking easy for me to get into a server, right?

Anyway, this is the game I got pretty lucky. I went with my usual strategy. I go to high ground and punch wood (the Lifeboat Survival Games let you mine blocks unlike those asshole PC servers) if I'm the baker class (it gives you 3 bread before the games start) or make mushroom stew if I'm the soldier class (gives you a wooden sword before the games start). I craft a sword, some planks if I want to do this certain parkour in the mountains with lava and a chest with good stuff. I did it on my last games (see above) and I got some Chain and Iron armor, flint and steel, a lot of food, a diamond, some feathers, a stick and an Iron Sword. If I don't get any armor or something better than a stone sword yet, I team with someone who does. 

I got lucky with this guy named Johny4012 (this is not a fucking double entendre). I asked if he wanted to team with me since I have a lot of food and he said yes. He gave me an Chain Helmet and Leggings and a few stone swords. I gave him most of my mushroom stew and a loaf a bread in return. I got a diamond before teaming with him. I think he gave me a few sticks and I crafted a diamond shovel (which is more or less stronger than an Iron Sword). 

I wanted him to win the Deathmatch since he let me have some many supplies. He was killed by this guy bigfanglol. I avenged his death later on. Johny4012, if you are reading this you good bastard, I would like to say thank you. It's pretty much like what Rue did for Katniss in the Hunger Games.

The server stopped while I was being praised by a few people. I collected bigfanglol's weapons and put a lot of dirt, sand and wooden planks all around the arena.

 This is how I celebrated (to the tone of Taio Cruz's Dyanmite): Put your fucking arms in the fucking air, arms in the fucking air, put your fucking arms in the fucking aaaiiiiirrrrr! Dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes, saying aaayyoo, gotta let go. I wanna celebrate and live my win , saying aaayyyyoo, Creeper let's go. Derp. I could have like a Platinum record right now. 

Last shit of the day, I played Injustice and got upset victories over extremely tough enemies like The Joker, Black Adam and Bane. I was like dancing when I defeated Bane, this huge motherfucker whose punch can get you to 3/4 of your original health.

Oh, BTW I'm not going to continue with this outro shit. I'm just going to put my Twitter and Instagram account on the bottom of this.

@Pi2416

New Blog, Exams Finally Over and other shit.

First shit of the day, my exams are finally over! I surprisingly did well on Araling Panlipunan (in the Philippines, it's History and Geography). I scored a 46/50. Math was abuse. It was like fucking hard not to get a headache. The smartest of us were the last ones to finish. Hopefully I passed.

But anyway, I'm glad it is all over so now I can finally post some shit. 

Oh, the second shit of the day is a new blog I'm creating. It's not an ordinary blog, though. It's kind of like a compilation of stories I got the idea when I wrote down this story when I was a child and I showed it to my classmates (who for some reason were already reading Twilight, so don't ask me how this generation was fucked up) and they liked it. I found it in one of my old bags that I haven't seen in years. A lot of crap there. I haven't published the first story, The thief yet. I'm still working on the horrific parts on that one. 

What I like about the new blog is that I don't have to update it daily or weekly. That takes away a lot of pressure in blogging. Anyway, if you like crime, horror, violence, thriller, fantasy, sci-fi and things related to those, then we could become best friends! (insert creepy smile here) But seriously, those will be the common genres of my stories.

I'll also put some stories in chapters. Why? Because I fucking feel like it, bitch! Nah, just kidding. It's because I like sequels to my stories. One is not enough, you know. If people had one eye, ear, nostril, foot, hand or breast, then will there would be sexy time... uh I mean... Oh you know what I mean. I would definitely recommend my blog to all of you guys, especially Hunger Games, Stephen King and 39 Clues fans.

Third shit of the day is a new Plants vs Zombies Survival: Endless strategy. I haven't been playing Plants vs Zombies in a while so I figured, why not Survival: Endless? It's pretty much like my other strategies but with no Umbrella Leaves in the pool.

Don't ask why the second picture is fucking sideways.

Third shit, my Pocket Realms (a.k.a the asshole service who won't let me join a server) finally works. I was supposed to put the IP address of a server in my current network. Sorry for calling you an asshole.

I did Survival Games all night. I won my first games. I was supposed to take a picture of me being crowned the victor but I was kicked out too fast.

I only got two pairs of butter boots and a butter chestplate.

Here's me NOT being an asshole.

I also got social with some players like GymGirl17, Mrcoolguy35, Winkid, X__Rage__X, SkyTheKidRSXD and 4 other players I forgot.

Fourth shit, I made a simple mob trap. You a retard if you don't know how to make this.

If in that case you are a retard, here are the steps in making this trap.

Requires:

Water buckets (x4)

Sand (x1)

Shovel (duh)

Cactus (x1-3)

Step one - Dig a 7x7 hole.

Step two - Dig out the middle block and replace it with sand. If it already has sand, skip to step three.

Step three - Place a piece of cactus in the middle. 1 is good but 2 and 3 are better.

Step four - Place your buckets of water on the corners.

Step five - Lure zombies, skelly bitches, spiders and creepers in your epic as hell mob trap.

Last shit, I went mining. Found like 5 diamonds, 6 butter and a lot of coal and iron. The last time I found diamonds (or go mining for that matter) was in the 3rd to the last week of summer. It's really nice to finally go back to the mines and get some swag. (note: do not say that. Whoever says that is a bitch and your zipper is open)

@pi2416

Apple App Store 5th Anniversary, Goodbye, Welcome and other shit.

Happy 5th anniversary App Store! I know it's a little late to say that but I didn't have time to blog yesterday, so sorry if I congratulated an epic as fuck milestone on the wrong date.

Anyway, a lot of apps that me and my brother wanted were free like Infinity Blade 2, Where's My Water, Dead Space, Mirror's Edge and Peggle. It was like an epic night for me and my brother. I didn't even study.... I'm so sorry for my History Teacher.

Anyway, I think these apps are still free so hurry up!

Again, congratulations on your 5th Anniversary. It's been quite a while, and I'll be waiting for the 10th.

Before the next crap of today, I will ask you this question: Do you understand the part of the title "Goodbye, Welcome." Well, if you don't, then your a retarded dumbass....

Just kidding, what the title meant was my best friend left for Australia yesterday and my dad is coming back from Singapore. Miss you guys :(

I think I mentioned this on my Life of Pi blog before but my dad is coming back home from Singapore to give us a laptop (which we totally need for projects and homework but more importantly Minecraft!), extra expensive shoes (yeah, its extra expensive bitch!), an iPad mini (not really for us but I think he'll let us download a few games like Minecraft!), chocolates (unrelated to Minecraft, but still.... Minecraft!) and other things.

Third shit of the day, I restarted Infinity Blade I. Just a challange fom my cousin that I'm totally going to beat with my epic as hell skills.

Fourth crap is..... Infinity Blade II?!?!?!

Last shit, I forgot to mention something in the MCPE 0.7.2 Update Showcase. It seems that when you try to delete a world, it will show the seed. Nyan seems to be 3396408. 

Also. if you are wondering, The Digit Domain is my demo for the realms server I'm working on (I got the name from this YouTuber MeMyslefAndPi a.k.a the guy whose videos got me into Minecraft), Fort Santiago is this mini-game where you do Survival but you might get arrested if you do the secret action and Horror 2: Revenge is an adventure map I'm working on.

Anyway if you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good and positive comment. If you didn't, I appreciate your opinion. I would also like a new follower on Blogger, Twitter and Instagram (@pi2416). I'll see you later.

MCPE 0.7.2 Update, MCPE Mob Spawner, unlucky shit and other crap

I got a fever since Tuesday that includes sneezing, snot, hotness, coughing and other crap so I have a perfect reason for not posting for a while. And another reason is my laziness.

Warning: This post may contain a lot nerd and Minecraft shit. 

Anyway, a new update came to MCPE this morning. I stayed up all night just to get the update. Talk about obsessed as hell right? Well, the update is just a few bug fixes and some tweaks. Fucking unbelievable. I wasted some hours just for that. 

It is kind of cool though, the chat is better than it was originally. I think it now supports more languages, particularly Korean and other Asian shit.

The menu is also new. I like this new thing where it will show the people who joined the game. Forever Alone.

Pocket Realms is still being an asshole by not letting me join at least one server. 

Here are just something in my demo server that I regularly change when updates come.

I created it when it when it was just 0.7.0. It was just 3x3 instead of 3x5. I changed it on 0.7.1 this morning (because I'm so fucking lazy) and I forgot I was in 0.7.2.

I don't know if this is a bug fix, but Netherrack finally burns infinitely. It didn't on 0.7.0 and I didn't do it on 0.7.1 so I don't know when it was implemented. Anyway, I have somewhere to put any shit I don't like.

Second shit of the day, I have built a mob spawner. It's basically a building where the top floor has holes with signs (mobs think that those things can be walked over, but they can't) and it is very dark except for the bottom where the mobs won't spawn. I just tested it this morning.

Third shit, I think I'm going to buy MCPC. I got the idea when my dad from Singapore is coming back on August with a laptop and a desktop (don't know which is mine). I will most likely buy it because in Philippine money, it's like 1,000 + and my allowance is 100-250 (depending if I did good crap). So, if I'm good, I can get it in no less than a week. If I'm an asshole, I'll get it in less than 2 weeks. 

Fourth shit, I defeated the Green Lantern in Injustice: Gods Among Us using the Green Arrow, Nightwing and a weaker version of the Green Lantern. No special crap here. Just wanted to show you an achievement I did.

Last shit, I may not be able to post tomorrow, since my old friend invited me to her house along with our other sport stacking team members (which also includes my brother) and a few friends to hang out, eat chips and do dumb shit. 

No time for an outro. Gotta work on my demo server.