But anyway, I'm glad it is all over so now I can finally post some shit.
Oh, the second shit of the day is a new blog I'm creating. It's not an ordinary blog, though. It's kind of like a compilation of stories I got the idea when I wrote down this story when I was a child and I showed it to my classmates (who for some reason were already reading Twilight, so don't ask me how this generation was fucked up) and they liked it. I found it in one of my old bags that I haven't seen in years. A lot of crap there. I haven't published the first story, The thief yet. I'm still working on the horrific parts on that one.
What I like about the new blog is that I don't have to update it daily or weekly. That takes away a lot of pressure in blogging. Anyway, if you like crime, horror, violence, thriller, fantasy, sci-fi and things related to those, then we could become best friends! (insert creepy smile here) But seriously, those will be the common genres of my stories.
I'll also put some stories in chapters. Why? Because I fucking feel like it, bitch! Nah, just kidding. It's because I like sequels to my stories. One is not enough, you know. If people had one eye, ear, nostril, foot, hand or breast, then will there would be sexy time... uh I mean... Oh you know what I mean. I would definitely recommend my blog to all of you guys, especially Hunger Games, Stephen King and 39 Clues fans.
Third shit of the day is a new Plants vs Zombies Survival: Endless strategy. I haven't been playing Plants vs Zombies in a while so I figured, why not Survival: Endless? It's pretty much like my other strategies but with no Umbrella Leaves in the pool.
Third shit, my Pocket Realms (a.k.a the asshole service who won't let me join a server) finally works. I was supposed to put the IP address of a server in my current network. Sorry for calling you an asshole.
I did Survival Games all night. I won my first games. I was supposed to take a picture of me being crowned the victor but I was kicked out too fast.
I also got social with some players like GymGirl17, Mrcoolguy35, Winkid, X__Rage__X, SkyTheKidRSXD and 4 other players I forgot.
Fourth shit, I made a simple mob trap. You a retard if you don't know how to make this.
If in that case you are a retard, here are the steps in making this trap.
Requires:
Water buckets (x4)
Sand (x1)
Shovel (duh)
Cactus (x1-3)
Step one - Dig a 7x7 hole.
Step two - Dig out the middle block and replace it with sand. If it already has sand, skip to step three.
Step three - Place a piece of cactus in the middle. 1 is good but 2 and 3 are better.
Step four - Place your buckets of water on the corners.
Step five - Lure zombies, skelly bitches, spiders and creepers in your epic as hell mob trap.
Last shit, I went mining. Found like 5 diamonds, 6 butter and a lot of coal and iron. The last time I found diamonds (or go mining for that matter) was in the 3rd to the last week of summer. It's really nice to finally go back to the mines and get some swag. (note: do not say that. Whoever says that is a bitch and your zipper is open)
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