Minecraft Pocket Edition 0.8.0: Big Shit Planned!

Hi... let's make this quick. Sorry for not posting much... blah blah blah...

and... on to the actual blog post! The Pocket Edition team has some big stuff planned for 0.8.0... and also 0.9.0. We're going to have a taste of the PC version for 0.8.0 but for 0.9.0, the almost whole package! Yeah, the keyword is almost. I thought 0.8.0 was going to be released before, during or after Minecon but the development team called bullshit on that one. Oh, also, I didn't go to Minecon.

Anyway, we got some crap we already have seen on the PC port but we also have some version-exclusive things planned. But I think they're going to add some of that shit to the PC port sooner or later. Johan, Tomasso, Amir and Jeb have some pretty big developments for 0.8.0 and 0.9.0. Johan and Tomasso have been focusing on some PC items and blocks like Iron bars, Pumpkins, Hay Bales, Carpets and not to mention Pumpkin pie! Amir's working on some Realms and multiplayer stuff that won't even matter cause the updates focused on bringing the Pocket Edition closer to PC. I don't know what Jeb's doing. Amir, Jeb... get your shit together, okay.

As for the big one (0.9.0), we got some biomes, infinite worlds, world sizes and some other cool shit you bitches might like.

Let's look at the new features:
For 0.8.0, we're looking at a partial PC experience that'll warm us up for 0.9.0 like...

Pumpkins and Pumpkin Pie
Iron Bars
Some new options
Birch, Spruce and Jungle Wood (Jungle's creative only.. for now), slabs and stairs
Breeding
Hay Bales
Sponges
Rails (powered and ordinary; Powered is always powered)
Jack O' Lantern
Beets, beetroots and... beetroots soup? (version exclusive; the beetroots soup texture looks like mushroom stew)
Render distance Far and Near
Redstone (useless crap until 0.9.0 and beyond; you can still craft it into Redstone blocks, though)
Clocks and Compasses
Minecarts (rollercoasta, bitches?)
Carpets
Cobblestone and Mossy Cobblestone Walls
Wood can now point sideways (if you know what I mean)
And much, much more! 

For 0.9.0, it's basically going to be a downgraded but overall less expensive port of the PC. Win!

Minecraft Snapshots 13w41a & 13w41b

Pre-release of 1.7? Sure!

Here are the latest thing added in the snapshots for this week:

13w41a:
Stained Glass - crafted the same way as Stained Clay
Stained Glass Panes - crafted the same way as Glass Panes but with Stained Glass
Iron Bars now connect to Glass Panes and vice versa
Some new changes to Network codes, servers lists, Settings menu and Locked Chest (what the hell is that?)
A few bug fixes

13w41b
Bug fixes
Most notably, the bug about Stained Glass Panes yielding only 6 as opposed to 16

13w41b (re-upload)
Fixed some things about the server icon

Lame snapshots. Except for the Glass and Glass panes things, though. That was cool as fuck.

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Minecraft Snapshot 13w39a and 13w39b

I forgot to do this for Snapshot 13w39a so I'm going to do it for both 13w39a and 13w39b. Since 13w38c, not much has been added other than bugs fixes. There are a few more or less kick-ass features.

Let's start with the lame-ass bug fixes:

Snow golems die in Extreme Hills at the altitude of 95, where snow generates.
Rain doesn't generate sound and/or particles on some biomes. (Extreme Hills, Forest and most new biomes have shown this trait)
Arrows don't get extinguished from rain.
Bugs on the sound of XP orbs.
Command Blocks ignore the gamerule "commanBlockOutput"
Super Secret settings don't do anything (worthless piece of crap)

Here are the more epic ones (at least when compared to the gay bug fixes) that have been added:

Minecraft with Command Block (can only be obtained through the /give command)
Enchanted books can now have multiple enchantments
Orange Stained Clay generates in the Mesa biome (in place of Sandstone)
"Diamonds to you" achievement (obtained by throwing a diamond to a zombie and he picks it up. Gold fucking digger)
Red Sand (can be turned into Glass and crafted into TNT but cannot be crafted into Sandstone)

Still not much features as 13w38a, 13w38b and 13w39c but better than nothing.

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Hacked Injustice :P

Remember the post "Injustice is an Injustice!" ? Well, I finished it (forgot to take screenshots) and I wanted to do it again. But this time, I want it to be very easy. I don't want to relive the fucking pain that started over the summer so I just basically hacked it using iFunbox and a few hacked files.

Basically, I will be invincible. I will beat those who laughed at my face. Hear the Sinestro, Deathstroke and Superman? It's about to get fucking real. I'm at the battle before Doomsday so I'm pretty close to making Sinestro learn who should be really feared.

Also, the Raven challenge has started so it's time to get Bane Regime, Deathstroke and Doomsday Regime (my fucking epic line-up) leveled up.

Terraria, PS4 and other shit.

Terraria released a few weeks ago on the iOS and I've been trying to buy it. I've even starved the living hell out of myself from all the lunch money I've saved. God, I need help. Anyway, the only purpose for the first part of the post is to know what to earn for: The Steam version or the iOS version. 

Now, if I do buy the iOS version, I may want the Steam version too and buy it. Then, I'm going to delete Terraria from my iPad once I bought the Steam version. If I buy the Steam version, however, I may need to starve myself more. That sounds pretty fucking easy but the mini olympics on my school is coming up and I'm the main representative on Speed Stacks. 

Basically, if I buy the iOS version, I'll be wanting more (since the jackass iOS version still doesn't have multiplayer) features but I'll have more energy during the mini olympics since the iOS version costs less. The Steam version is amazing but, again, I'll have to be starving myself during lunch. Ugh....  I fucking hate these kinds of decisions.

Anyway, onto the next shit of the day! Next shit: PS4 talk. The PS4 looks great and my dad said he might buy it for Christmas but I oddly want the XBOX ONE (don't judge me bitch! It looks like an NES, which is my favorite console). I'll probably have to talk to my dad (the guy who suggested it for Christmas) about this shit. Probably doesn't matter anyway.... Minecraft is releasing to both consoles by the end of this year and that is just what I want. Go to hell, Terraria.

And yet no one wants the Wii U! The 8th generation of video game consoles has begun! 

Looks like we're going bankrupt by the 9th generation :P

Last part of the blog is about the 2013 VMAs. I don't normally talk about music so you better know when shit is about to get real. Anyway, you know the main subject for the 2013 VMAs: The Twerk of the Gigantic Twerp, Miley Cyrus. She's not being the role model she used to be. It's not just the VMAs, either. Have you ever seen the music video to her song We Can't Stop? It's just so... weird. She looks like an ugly whore. My title is specific, though. It said Terraria, PS4 and other shit (you know you it is).

Robin Thicke, the guy Miley twerked for, is probably getting slapped or has been slapped after this. It's weird how some people enjoyed this. It's so pukey (that's right, I ran out of words so I'm using a 2nd Grade word). I can't believe the 2013 VMAs even let this happen. Faith in Humanity lost!

But it's good to know Justin Timberlake won an award.

Ugh.... after watching half of Thicke's and Cyrus's performance, I'll make my kids not listen to music from this two people anymore. 

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Injustice is an injustice!

The title says it all. I can't believe how the bosses in Injustice are so fucking hard. How the hell did my classmate finish the fucking game? It's so hard! That's what she said.

Even with Lobo, Superman Regime, Black Adam Regime, Red Son Deathstroke, Green Lantern, Harley Quinn Insurgency, Elite II Green Arrow and Nightwing, the game still rapes my fucking sanity.

This guy wasn't too hard to beat but I don't have that many screenshots so I'm just including this guy. He's awesome even though he look like a weird guy from a disease-influenced apocalypse.

This is why I hate my fucking life. I don't know. even managed to do this. Whatever you did, I salute past Me.

When will it stop? My arm fucking hurts. It hurts so much I forgot to fap.

Not again, please no more! 

Shit!!!!!!

Anyway, I'm in an awesome yet irritating hell right now so bye now.

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More Trigger Fist!

It was in a lame morning during a basketball training session of my brother and cousin. The bench I sat on sucked. It was cold, wet and.... a fucking corn dog? Anyway.... it started to rain so I moved to another bench and got bored. I had my iPad with me so what the hell... let's play some Injustice and Minecraft.

Unfortunately, the stage I was in Injustice was hard and I wanted to do that it my house so I played Minecraft instead. Since I have the PC version now, I'm like a noob with no damn skills at all in Pocket Edition. It's weird how Minecraft is so unique in each platform. Anyway, I didn't know what to play since I sucked like ass in 2Fuse, answered all of the questions on Icon Pop Quiz, too bored for Temple Run or Minion Rush and just taking a break from Infinity Blade. 

Then I thought of playing Call of Duty, but I can't since I don't have it. But there's the next big thing: Trigger Fist. I couldn't believe how long I didn't play this awesome game. When I started, I thought I was gonna suck dick but when I got a 10 kill streak and 0 deaths, it looks like Trigger Fist might be a typical subject of my shitty blog from now on.

Anyway, here are some screenshots of my epic as hell sessions:

What am I? A fucking mercenary? I wish I could.

I really missed King of the Hill.

Also, I am trying to beat my brother's 54 record. Mine is 49. Crap. Looks like an all nighter. Oh, also, brand new outro that's still fucking crappy!

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