PVZ Strategies, MCPE mining and other shit

Roof level without catapults and Pogo party without Tall nuts or Magnet shrooms? Challenge Accepted!

 Sorry for not blogging yesterday or the day before that. I went to my cousins' house where the internet isn't very fast the other day. I went to the mall to get a haircut (no I will not show you my crappy haircut) and go get the groceries. 

But anyway, here are the challenges that I have completed: 

No catapults? No fucking problem

Oh no! Pogo party?!?! The mini-game where hipster zombies ride on pogos!?!? Shit just got real. Don't worry though, I only lost one roof cleaner.

Also, you would notice my favorite plant is the Gloom-shroom. Even though it is a sadistic mushroom that releases a shit-like smelling fume, it still protects me. 

An achievement! My life is fucking complete!

Second shit of the day, I just wanted you to show you an "okay" mining session. I found coal, iron and butter (yes, I'm a freakin Sky Army recruit! Problem?)

But what happened after was the most interesting thing that happened in Minecraft today. I was all like "Hey dude, want some butter? Well you can't have some because you are a fucking creeper!"

I went upstairs and got my lava bucket and every thing was alright.

And yes, I label my chests because I'm a retard.

Third crap, another Minecraft meme. I made this one when I thought to my head "Why don't we have bathrooms in Minecraft?" I wasn't disappointed.

Last shit, the cord of the co-worker of my mom still isn't in yet. I think it might be tomorrow but I'm not sure. It's been a fucking week! I think the co-worker is a retard. Join the club of retards, bro,

Oh right, new outro!

Anyway, if you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good comment. I would also like to have a new follower and a few page views. Follow me on twitter and Instagram (@pi2416) and I'll you see later.

MCPE 0.7.0 Update Showcase

The long awaited MCPE 0.7.0 Update was released today at 2:30 A.M. (yeah, I fucking waited that long). We have been wanting this since February and now let's do a showcase about all the features.

Here are the known features:

Milk

Cake

Eggs

Buckets

New Game Menu and UI

InGame Menus

Fire

Experimental Graphics

Animated Lava &Water

First shit they implemented was the new main menu. It looks like the PC version. I tried the Play On Realms but it was weird and crashy.

Next, we got In-game menus. You can see here its me changing my name from Bullshit Detector to Pi2416.

Next is... What the fuck? Spawn eggs? Holy shit! Epicness! This update may not have many features but I am personally loving it.

Next feature: Buckets. Milk seems to be delicious as hell. 

Water buckets work too. 

And Lava can make those bastards burn!

Oh, did I mention that Fire has also been added? It's a bit glitchy in the iPad though.

Shit.

CAKE! No one takes this shit or I will get a fucking lava bucket.

Dyes don't have the proper titles, same goes for all kinds of wool and slabs.

That's all the update has to offer for now but stay tuned for more things. I have a few bugs I have to report including fire not having the correct texture (it seems legit as fuck for fire to be black), I can't see eggs in Survival (what? No chicken love), Pocket Realms not working and other shit

If you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good comment. I would also like to have a new follower and a few page views to encourage me to write down blogs. See you later and good night.

OHHH, EXTRAS!

MCPE Shit, PVZ: ZomBotany 2 Epic Strategy and Infinity Blade

First of the batch of crap of the day, I went mining in MCPE and found some Iron and a stack of coal.

I didn't go mining for the minerals though, I went mining because I wanted some cobble for a new house that me, my brother and my cousins are going to move in after the update. Oh, speaking of the update, I'm going to stay up late because of the update that may come today but in Sweden time. If it releases at morning, it might be 7:00 - 9:00 P.M. in my country (Philippines). However, if it releases at afternoon (say 12-3 o clock) it might release at midnight or very very fucking early in the morning.

Second shit, do you know the hard as fuck Plants vs Zombies mini-game ZomBotany 2? I found a strategy and did a similar version of it. The strategy had 6 Gloom-shrooms, while mine had 8 instead because of the Tall nut Zombies. 

Early in the game, I distracted most of the zombies with Potato Mines and Imitater Potato Mines (yes, the game has crappy grammar. The correct word is supposed to be Imitator. Either that or it was just a pun. TATER TOTS. Oh my god it is a pun MINDFUCK. I'm sorry what we were talking about?). The only problem was the Gatling Pea and Squash Zombies appearing on the lane of the Garlics and the Gloom Shrooms.

 There was this one time where they had a Gatling Pea Zombie and it wiped out half of the Gloom Shroom in the 2nd Row. Luckily I defeated that bastard and repaired it and then the game was back on track. I even got this award for not using water plants (yeah, life is pretty fucked up these days. You can get a fucking award for doing pretty much any crap you do).

Third and final shit of the day, my first few Infinity Blade photos! They were not a big deal until I made it to the God King, the boss (A king but also a god? Your argument is invalid!). At first I didn't expect to beat him, especially since I'm on Bloodline -9 (long story) and I knew he was going to be hard as shit in Bloodline -9 (he kicked my ass in Bloodline -8 but I did kick his ass in the previous ones.)

Anyways, here's me being an asshole by killing an asshole by stabbing this asshole on his asshole (just kidding, that's his back)

And yes, I do have the Dark Mech gear. Oh, epic fall in 3...2...1...

Holy shit, the God King! Not to be racist or anything but I think he's Asian 

And here's me doing the impossible: Defeating an Asian!

@pi2416

TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker finally made, Minecraft memes, PVZ Strategiesand other shit

First shit of the day (or night when I edited this), TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker that I've been talking and teasing about has finally been made. It's gonna be a lot different than this blog. First of, there's going to be a lot more swearing (duh, what did you expect bitch?) and less more joking (how can I fucking joke about a bombing?!!?!). It's going to be more serious and a different layout. I don't have a picture for it yet but soon, very fucking soon.

Second, I either found another Minecraft meme or made it my self (I don't know what really happened, I think I went on 9gag and Instagram late last night and I don't know what shit happened next).

Oh, I remember! I was the one who created this. I remembered it because I knew I did something crappy last night and I know that it wasn't throwing cookies at a door.

Next order of crap, more PVZ Strategies!

This one is not that hard to build. Although the Zombonis kept on getting the Potato Mines. I also added Wall nuts because of the Dolphin Rider Zombies.

This next one was hard to build, especially because of the Dolphin Riders. Good thing the Zomboni bitches weren't it this level.

This next one was when I was bored and had nothing to do. I had nothing to put in my ninth seed slot so I just picked the Marigold.

Next crap, I might be doing some Minecraft seed showcases when I fucking feel like it because YOLO bitch! (just kidding, don't say YOLO. It's almost as horrible as the SWAG crap)

I found this one when I was watching CatDog at 2:00 A.M. (What? what's wrong with a fucking swearing little fucking blogger watching a mother fucking classic Nickelodeon called CatDog late at night bitch?) and I created a Creative world with the seed CatDog. 

It's basically just this majestic as hell landscape with a gigantic ocean, which is good because Johan has been considering to add boats in MCPE 0.8.0 or 0.9.0

Fourth or fifth shit of the day, is it fourth or fifth? I'm a fucking blogger, I don't do Math! (just kidding, I'm actually great at Math)

Ok, I just counted it and it's fourth. So, fourth shit of the day is another N.O.V.A 3 pic! I played Team InstaCib (all players equip Rail guns, so basically one hit kill or INSTA Kill) on this server and I did an okay match. 

Phew, that was fucking long. Anyway, I'm gonna start having an intro and outro. Since I'm done with the first paragraph and I don't have time for a freaking intro, I'm gonna do the outro.

If you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good comment. I would also like to have a new follower and a few page views to encourage me to write down blogs until I can't anymore. I'll see you later and good night.

How was that? Terrible? Well didn't even need your fucking opinion anyway. Nah, just joking. Good night!

@pi2416

PVZ Strategies, Minecraft Instagram Self Day, New cord for iPad Chargerand other stuff

First of the blog today is Plants VS Zombies Strategies. I finally completed the fucking hard as hell ZomBotany. It was so hard that I didn't even get to take a picture of the full strategy. This pic is only half finished.

The planned thing was to replace the Pea shooters with Snow Peas and then add more Spikeweeds but Wall Nuts kept getting destroyed (thus wasting at least 150 on Wall nut repairs and waiting for like a million shitty hours for the Wall nuts to recharge) and then I realized the level is almost so I was like, fuck it! 

Here's another one with a lot of fucking sun and time wasted and I face palmed like hell when I realized  that I added Pea Shooters instead of Repeaters. 

Second of business, I saw this photo in Instagram that really caught my eyes. It promotes this thing called "Minecraft Instagram Self Day." I think I have 1 or 2 selfies in my account but I'll make one of them my profile picture. I think this event is to make Minecrafters not jugde each other of their ugly as hell looks (just joking. A lot of Minecrafters in Instagram are actually kind of handsome and pretty) but for their likes and interests. 

Third shit, I bought a cord for my iPad Charger. It's pretty fucking fast for my mom's iPhone. It only takes less than one hour to fully charge it for her iPhone but for us, it takes a crappy 3 hours. At least it doesn't take a whole fucking day.

Fourth crap of this day, I was playing N.O.V.A 3 last night and I just wanted to show you. Not any special crap here

Last shit of the day is TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker. I think I'm gonna delay it up until the first week of school. I got a lot of shit going on with Minecraft, especially when the fucking update comes. So, TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker will be released at around June 13-16

@pi2416

MCPE Project: Hide the Spires, Memes, PVZ Strategies, shit and otherstuff

Let's start this post by acknowledging the MCPE 0.5.0 Update. It's crap if you asked me. They promised us an "alternative Nether" in this update. All we got is this machine that wastes 4 gold blocks (you can save them if you are fucking fast, though), 14 cobblestone and the Nether Reactor Core (crafted with 6 iron and 3 diamonds. Don't worry, once the machine stops and turns into obsidian, you can dig it out with a diamond pickaxe) for some hideous structure that ruins your landscape.

 At first, I thought it would be a portal but I made the mistake of building and turning it on at the top of my house. I was fucking forced to evict. I did it 10 more times, only wasting the gold blocks the first time. At first I thought it to be worth it because of the things it gives me like melon seeds and glowstone but after a while I realized it was a fucking huge mistake.

I thought to myself how can I make the landscape more beautiful without getting rid of the spires. Then, I realized they are shaped like mountains so I just dug out some dirt from my mineshafts (well, we all got to do some crappy work sometimes) and covered all of the spires. I added some trees, got help from my cousin Ross, made a few overhangs because some of the spires were floating and planted some mushrooms under the overhangs. Not bad.

The grass spreads slowly though....

Second shit of the day, I'm going to start either making Minecraft memes or show you some I found. I have this app on my iPad that lets you make kick-ass memes. Just to let everybody know that this is mine. 

Third order of shit, here are some Plants vs Zombies Strategies for the Pool levels in Adventure Mode.

They are not a fucking hard as you think they are. They are pretty fucking easy if you have TWO columns of Sunflowers instead of one.

I tried the second one on Survival: Pool and it worked. I used Tall nuts instead of Wall nuts, though.

Last order of shit, I think the cord that my mom's co-worker might be delayed a little longer. It was supposed to be given today but we had a little dilemma and long story short, it will be given on Monday. Well, crap!

Phew, a lot of crap today. This is long. Not that long but it's pretty fucking long. It must be the fucking pictures. I also said fucking like a fucking million fucking times. Fucking. Lol. 

@pi2416