Gaming,FunnyStuffAndStuff: MCPE Shit, PVZ: ZomBotany 2 Epic Strategy and Infinity Blade

First of the batch of crap of the day, I went mining in MCPE and found some Iron and a stack of coal.

I didn't go mining for the minerals though, I went mining because I wanted some cobble for a new house that me, my brother and my cousins are going to move in after the update. Oh, speaking of the update, I'm going to stay up late because of the update that may come today but in Sweden time. If it releases at morning, it might be 7:00 - 9:00 P.M. in my country (Philippines). However, if it releases at afternoon (say 12-3 o clock) it might release at midnight or very very fucking early in the morning.

Second shit, do you know the hard as fuck Plants vs Zombies mini-game ZomBotany 2? I found a strategy and did a similar version of it. The strategy had 6 Gloom-shrooms, while mine had 8 instead because of the Tall nut Zombies.

Early in the game, I distracted most of the zombies with Potato Mines and Imitater Potato Mines (yes, the game has crappy grammar. The correct word is supposed to be Imitator. Either that or it was just a pun. TATER TOTS. Oh my god it is a pun MINDFUCK. I'm sorry what we were talking about?). The only problem was the Gatling Pea and Squash Zombies appearing on the lane of the Garlics and the Gloom Shrooms.

There was this one time where they had a Gatling Pea Zombie and it wiped out half of the Gloom Shroom in the 2nd Row. Luckily I defeated that bastard and repaired it and then the game was back on track. I even got this award for not using water plants (yeah, life is pretty fucked up these days. You can get a fucking award for doing pretty much any crap you do).

Third and final shit of the day, my first few Infinity Blade photos! They were not a big deal until I made it to the God King, the boss (A king but also a god? Your argument is invalid!). At first I didn't expect to beat him, especially since I'm on Bloodline -9 (long story) and I knew he was going to be hard as shit in Bloodline -9 (he kicked my ass in Bloodline -8 but I did kick his ass in the previous ones.)

Anyways, here's me being an asshole by killing an asshole by stabbing this asshole on his asshole (just kidding, that's his back)