MCPE Project: Hide the Spires, Memes, PVZ Strategies, shit and otherstuff

Let's start this post by acknowledging the MCPE 0.5.0 Update. It's crap if you asked me. They promised us an "alternative Nether" in this update. All we got is this machine that wastes 4 gold blocks (you can save them if you are fucking fast, though), 14 cobblestone and the Nether Reactor Core (crafted with 6 iron and 3 diamonds. Don't worry, once the machine stops and turns into obsidian, you can dig it out with a diamond pickaxe) for some hideous structure that ruins your landscape.

 At first, I thought it would be a portal but I made the mistake of building and turning it on at the top of my house. I was fucking forced to evict. I did it 10 more times, only wasting the gold blocks the first time. At first I thought it to be worth it because of the things it gives me like melon seeds and glowstone but after a while I realized it was a fucking huge mistake.

I thought to myself how can I make the landscape more beautiful without getting rid of the spires. Then, I realized they are shaped like mountains so I just dug out some dirt from my mineshafts (well, we all got to do some crappy work sometimes) and covered all of the spires. I added some trees, got help from my cousin Ross, made a few overhangs because some of the spires were floating and planted some mushrooms under the overhangs. Not bad.

The grass spreads slowly though....

Second shit of the day, I'm going to start either making Minecraft memes or show you some I found. I have this app on my iPad that lets you make kick-ass memes. Just to let everybody know that this is mine. 

Third order of shit, here are some Plants vs Zombies Strategies for the Pool levels in Adventure Mode.

They are not a fucking hard as you think they are. They are pretty fucking easy if you have TWO columns of Sunflowers instead of one.

I tried the second one on Survival: Pool and it worked. I used Tall nuts instead of Wall nuts, though.

Last order of shit, I think the cord that my mom's co-worker might be delayed a little longer. It was supposed to be given today but we had a little dilemma and long story short, it will be given on Monday. Well, crap!

Phew, a lot of crap today. This is long. Not that long but it's pretty fucking long. It must be the fucking pictures. I also said fucking like a fucking million fucking times. Fucking. Lol. 

@pi2416