Friday, June 28, 2013

Instagram super fan, PVZ Strategies and other shit

Before we begin the post, I just want to say that I'm sorry for not posting for a while. School's getting tougher. My computer teacher's name is Aloha. That's some serious shit XD. But anyway, enjoy the post. This post is going to be short compared to the others.

First shit of the day, I have a fan in Instagram. His name is captainantdoesmc, which is a mixture of the names of YouTubers Captain Sparklez, AntVenom, SkyDoesMinecraft and KermitPlaysMC. He chose that name because he is a super fan of those 4 YouTubers. Ask him anything about them. He made me look like a crappy fan of them -__- But he's still nice. I offered to follow anybody who follows him. 

He also idolizes me and my brother Cyle (@shorti_yoyo) for some reason. I think its because he likes the games we like and maybe he sucks like hell (just kidding, he is epic!).

I even made something for him. Going to post this epic as fuck pixel art on Instagram.


Second crap of the day, more PVZ Strategies. Also, I'm not going to play Survival: Endless that much because I'm going to be looking for a Last Stand: Endless strategy that will get me to at least 25-30 flags. 

But anyway here are the crappy strategies that I made.

The first one is for Survival Day. I may or may not be addicted to Gloom-shrooms. 


Second strategy is for a regular Night level. I was still in Night until this morning. 


Third strategy is for the mini-game Zombie Nimble Zombie Quick. I am an expert in this mini-game and I personally have a deep hatred for those motherfucking Dolphin Riders. They ruin everything. Luckily I have Snow Peas. They sometimes get through the Fume Shroom but it only happens sometimes.



Last strategy is a Survival: Endless strategy, and probably the last one for this week because I'll be looking for a motherfucking Last Stand: Endless Strategy that will last for over 10 fucking flags!!!!

But anyway, here is the build:


It's no different than the other strategies but this one lasted longer. About 70 or 71 flags. New record!


Next shit of the day, did I ever tell you that I'm a sport stacker? Well, then I am :P My record for the 3-3-3 is 1.74, my record for the 3-6-3 is 2.40 and my record for the cycle is 6.53. 

I am not a world class stacker like Steven Purugannan, Zhewei Wu, Mike McCoy, William Polly, Chandler Miller or William Orrell but I'll tell you this: I have a fucking 1st place medal. That's all it takes for my fucking life to be complete.

But enough world champion shit, this isn't about sport stacking. It's related to aport stacking but it doesn't have to do with stacking with some damn cups. No, it's Mike McCoy. He liked one of my photos in Instagram. My fucking life is more complet-er! ...... And they say I'm the best in English class.

His Instagram user name is nystacker11. Noticed some easter eggs in the pic? Why yes, my cousin Ross does have a fucking Instagram and yes, I did get up 6 in the fucking morning.


Fourth shit of the day, I made a successful Cobblestone generator. It has a 75% of the cobble not getting pulled in the fucking lava. 


There are three ways of getting the cobble:
1. The dangerous and retarded way is to mine it while in the water. It might pull you on the lava, though. What? I didn't lose an Iron Pickaxe it was Ross I swear. Fine the retard who lost the damn pickaxe was me :(

2. The trap door beside it goes under the generator and you can mine the cobble. It'll increase the chances of the cobble getting in the lava, though. Fuck. Every step has a fucking disadvantage. 

3. Go to the sides of the generator, not the fucking water retards! Mine the cobble and wait for it to fall in the little room that the trapdoor goes to. If it doesn't get in the little room, then mine the cobble that will generate again. Keep doing that until the cobble finally gets in the little room. Finally a fucking step without a disadvantage!

Speaking if Minecraft, next and fifth shit is something purely based on luck. It's spawning 4 chickens with one egg! I would never would have thought to do something almost impossible like that. 


Last shit, I have a new game called Injustice. Technically it isn't new. My brother downloaded it and it was too hard for him so he deleted it and he is a retard (just joking). Pretty fucking easy for me. I like Nightwing :)

Harley Quinn!!!!


Sorry for no posts these last few days. I'll make it up to you by having long posts. 

Anyway, if you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good and positive comment. If you didn't, I appreciate your opinion. I would also like a new follower on Blogger, Twitter and Instagram (@pi2416). I'll see you later.

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