Friday, May 31, 2013

NBA 2K12 Funtime with bro and couz, Cord Problem solved, Fire added to MCPE and other shit.

First order of business, Me, my bro and our cousin Ross played with his PS3 all day long. He got a 125 point lead against the Charlotte Hornets!?! HOLY SHIT! All I did is complete Larry Bird's Greatest Game



Second order of business, we finally solved our cord problem. Our mom's co-worker had her iPhone 4 stolen a long time ago (fucking unlucky). She will give it to our mom so problem solved. We don't have to waste like a fucking million dollars just for a cord.

Third shit of the day, Fire has been confirmed for MCPE 0.7.0 Update. Holy motherfucking God! Flint and Steel anyone? Fire was in the game until 0.3.2 were there was a bug that if the fire spreaded to one grass block, the entire world would burn. Some men just want to see the world burn.

Fourth stuff today is another strategy of Plants Vs Zombies. Nothin special. Just a crap ton of work done on a single level that I would love forever. Yep, nothing fucking special about that right?


Last order of crap, me, my bro and Ross got to an argument of who is the better player, Michael Jordan (Ross's side), Magic Johnson (Cyle's side. Oh also, my bro's name is Cyle) or Larry Bird (my side). I know most people say that Michael Jordan is better but in my opinion, Larry Bird is better. No haters, ok. This is my fucking opinion so don't shit with it.

@pi2416

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

New Minecraft name

I'm just trying to find a new name on MCPE because I asked some people on instagram if they would like to join my server when the update comes. I got at least 20 yeses. So, I'm going to trick them into thinking that the aren't playing with me.

Here are some suggestions:
3.141592653 (geek)
BullshitDetector (duh)
TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker (ALMOST)
PVZn00b (yeah right)
Sucks@CoD (this one is actually true)
PiTheKidRS (SKYDOESMINECRAFT!)
ip6142 (if you don't fucking get it)
blood2416 (YouTube name)
TheTRNTRaptorFan (velociraptors playing basketball? Your argument is invalid)
MajorGlitter (Watch out Captain Sparklez! We got a badass over here)
CostonBeltics (you see what I did there?)
FalseMU (Jason, I'm startled!)
LiveLox (Ty, why u do dis?)
CrustEatr (every time we order pizza)
PewDiePi (I don't play his games, they scare the shit out of me)
TheSummerCaroler (Merry New Year- wait..... this is why no one wants to spend holidays with me)
Sp1derkid (because they didn't let me in the Avengers)

Monday, May 27, 2013

Instagram

I'm just letting everybody know that I'm on Instagram (oh, do you mean the land of sluts and selfies?). I'm pi2416 and my goal is 1k. I'm only 1/4 there but I've been doing this since May 2012 so I think I might hit the fucking 1k mark by late 2015 to early 2016 (if I fucking have it by then!). I mostly post games, memes, rage comics and other shit (holy shit! It's like a version of this but for people who can't read!)


Plants Vs Zombies, possible new blog and other shit.

A lot of crap I have to blog about right now, so let's just make it short (or not!)

First of all, I think I'm gonna start posting some Plants vs Zombies strategies (maybe next month, by then I have enough money to buy all the upgrade plants for Survival: Endless), mostly being levels on Adventure and Survival: Endless but also some mini-games like Pogo Party, ZomBotany 1&2, and Bobsled Bonanza. I'm gonna start with this one. I'm a retard for adding the Gloom-shroom when I could have just added a potato mine. This is the reason why I finished this strategy when the level is almost over. Usually I finish it halfway. Well, fuck!



Second, I think I'm going to create a new blog because I don't want this to be mixed with games, news and shit. This isn't official yet but since I am getting more active everyday, it's most likely. The name might be "The Almost Daily Crap Talker."

Third, I'm going back to school in less than 3 weeks. This is why my possible news blog will be the ALMOST Daily Crap Talker. I don't think school might slow down the blogs but if it does, well, nothing to do here.

Last, since school is coming up, I'll only have limited time to post shit. I still haven't posted anything about my other games like Trigger Fist and Infinity Blade. So, blame the school system if I don't get my Daily Minecraft sessions or my possible Almost Daily Crap Talker.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

The Cleveland Show might be cancelled?

The Cleveland Show has been cancelled! What does this mean for Seth MacFarlane? Will Cleveland and the new family move to Quahog with Peter and the others?

The Cleveland Show hasn't been renewed, which might be a problem since the 2013-2014 is fast approaching. Not to be racist or anything but I never really loved the show. I only liked the most recent ones. But the Cleveland Show has a lot of potential. Family Guy didn't have that much high ratings in the first few season. Family Guy was cancelled later on but was revived.

So, like King of the Hill, Futurama and Family Guy, the show might be cancelled and revived later on. There is nothing to worry about since the cancellation isn't official but if it is, I smell a kick-ass revival in the future. 


@pi2416

MCPE 0.7.0 Update finally submitted!

The long awaited 0.7.0 update has finally been submitted to Apple for review (finally) after Johan and Jeb tested it and reviewed the French and U.S. law (no fucking idea). It will come out any day now but I don't expect it to be out this week because this update is pretty big, and it'll take more than a day to review it. But on rare occasions, they review and release it in no less than 24 hours (apps like Temple Run and Fruit Ninja are pretty fucking lucky).

But enough French and Temple Run shit, it's time to review all of the features!
Buckets 
Eggs will be dropped by Chickens (if you know what I mean)
Milk
Cake (finally!) 
New Player Interface
New Starting Screen
Player Tags (FYI I'm going to change my name to BullshitDetector :P)
Ingame Menus
Tall Grass
Pocket Realms
Online Multiplayer
New options like difficulty (hard all the way!), experimental graphics, render distance, animated water and many more!
Players who will be able to join your server will be 10 instead of 5
Bug Fixes like torch placement, armor not being lost when dying (actually don't fix that), creeper explosions not blowing up anything (don't fix that one too) 
Possible release date: before or during June 6

When the update comes, join my server! It'll be pi2416! Uhmm, I mean BullshitDetector!

@pi2416

Monday, May 20, 2013

MCPE: 0.7.0 and the Future

The MCPE 0.7.0 is by far one of the best updates. Even before its release, fans are getting crazy! (Both good and bad crazy) On the Good-Crazy side, fans will be making servers similar to those of the PC version even before the update. On the Bad-Crazy side, fans are waiting almost everyday. Even I myself am getting crazy waiting for the update. 

It's sad to see that a lot of people are disappointed to since the update has been delayed like a million times. The first thought release date is to be late-March to early-April. Then it got delayed to mid-April. Then to beginning of May. Then mid-May. And then finally late-May or early-June. I personally hate these type of things. (When I was little I got "delayed" for ice-cream for 2 straight nights of dinner XD) 

Even though I hate those things, I can still imagine the hard work Jens, Johan and the other have been doing on this update. 

So far, here are the current features of 0.7.0:
Buckets
Eggs (I can finally egg someone's house!)
Milk
Cake (I wanted pumpkin pie but I guess you can't always have what you want)
Possibly Tall Grass
Online Multiplayer
In-game chat 
Names of the player(s) above their heads (finally!)
New Player interface and Main Menu (this is now similar to the one in PC)
In-game menu 

Cool update, isn't it? Now, let's talk about the future of MCPE. The developers want to make it close to the PC and Xbox Editions but they wish to implement a version-exclusive thing. According to the developers, these are what they want for the future of MCPE:

Breeding - is planned after baby animals, which cannot be spawned by breeding but spawn naturally,      have been added in 0.6.0
Endermen and possibly the End - more mobs are planned and players want the proper ending to the game.
Infinite worlds - Minecraft Pocket Edition clones have infinite worlds so the developers are planning on this.
Enchanting - not sure how it will be implemented but it is said to come on any update from 0.9.0 beyond. (Infinity bows all the way!)
Brewing Potions - planned to come out along with Enchanting. Because of this, things like Golden Carrots, Nether Warts, spider eyes and other witch-like crap will be added.
Redstone - I think they will implement it on 0.8.0 or 0.9.0. (they implemented it so I would be able to grief like hell)

The future is pretty bright for MCPE. If they just implement the proper stuff, it'll be pretty epic. I mean come on, it's already 10 million sales since Nov. 2011. compared to PC's 10 million since mid-2009 (hply shit!) 



Sunday, May 19, 2013

The Best and Worst of Plants Vs Zombies

BTW, first blog. I haven't done this before so no haters. I am a mobile gamer. I play a variety of games from action to simulation. My favorite is Minecraft because there isn't really nothing you can't do in it. You can set your own goals and do whatever you want. But enough of Minecraft, let's get to Plants vs Zombies. This is one of my favorite games. I once had it on my laptop but I had to reformat it because of some problems but now I have it on my iPad. Plants vs Zombies was released in 2009, which is the year Minecraft started in development.

 Plants vs Zombies is about a person in a not-so-epic zombie apocalypse. He meets this guy named crazy dave who teaches him to make defenses with his plants, including things that shoot peas, fruit and vegetable explosives, cabbage catapults, sun making flowers etc. He even teaches him to go bowling with walnuts. (I don't know about you guys but I had a strike :P)

 Now levels are pretty easy at the first set of levels but the 2nd to 5th sets' will be difficult, crap. I really don't mind that but the thing that ticks me off that when the final wave comes, a "surprise  attack" comes. In the 2nd set, which is Night, has these graves where you can't plant on plus, sun doesn't fall from the sky, so it might be difficult to use high sun cost plants. Zombies rise up the graves when the final wave comes. Luckily, things called Gravebusters can be placed on them to make them disappear. They cost 75 sun. Awesome! Cheap, fair recharge and prevents sneak attacks.

 But when you get to the 3rd and 4th set, which is Pool and Fog, you'll be surprised on the surprise attacks. They come out of the pool! Which is worst on Fog because it's basically Pool but at night so, again, high sun cost plants are not recommended. The zombies that come out of the pool are covered in seaweed so it seems legit as hell to find seaweed-covered zombies in a pool in the Suburbs. 

The 5th set of levels are pretty easy but whenever you need to plant something, you'll need an extra 25 sun to plants them because of you're in the roof (How the hell did the zombies get up there?). The extra 25 sun is for the flower pots because you can't plant on the roof, the only logical thing in this game and it still pisses me off. The sneak attack are Bungee Zombies (which are my favorite) dropping off other zombies on your roof. They aren't really that a big deal, especially since the Umbrella leaf prevents this. But since the Umbrella leaf is unlocked in the middle, you're gonna have some problems on the first few levels. 

One thing that pisses me off during the course of the game is that every set of levels has this "alpha zombie." An alpha zombie is the strongest zombie out of the pack (Are we now talking about wolves?). I'll tell you the alpha zombies of every set.

1st set: Buckethead Zombie - Takes more than 60 hits to kill. Can be fended off by distracting it with a wall-nut.
2nd set: Football Zombie - Takes more than 70 hits to kill. Is faster than most zombies. Can be fended off by using fume-shrooms or hypnotized by Hypno-shrooms.
3rd set: Zomboni - A zombie riding a zamboni. Takes more than 70 hits to kill. Cannot be hypnotized, frozen or paralyzed. Can be destroyed by spikeweed but the spikeweed is destroyed as well.

4th set: All of them (welp, at least I made it to the 4th set). The Jack-in-the-box zombie is protected by its jack-in-the-box. It's weakness is the Magnet-shroom, which takes away its jack-in-the-box. But if the jack-in-the-box is not destroyed or taken away from it, there is a chance that it will explode (seems legit). The Balloon Zombie is immune to almost all attacks except for the Cactus, the Cattail and the Blover. The cactus and the cattail shoot spikes at its ballon while the Blover just blows it away. I recommend the Blover because it not only blows away Balloon zombies but also the fog. It'll return in several seconds, though.

 The Digger Zombie is equipped with a pick axe so it digs underground until it reaches the end of the level where it eats all your plants. It has many weaknesses such as  Split Pea (shoots from both the front and back), the Magnet-shroom (takes away it's pickaxe), Starfruit (shoots in five directions, including upper left, lower left, up, down and backwards), Potato Mine (when fully armed, the potato mine could kill it in one hit) and Cattail (if the Digger Zombie gets to the end of the level, the Cattail starts shooting because it shoots the zombies nearest to your house). The Pogo Zombie jumps over your plants. It cannot be paralyzed or frozen (when hit by a frozen projectile it justs gets slower but can still jump over your plants. 

5th set: Gargantuar - Is an extremely huge zombie that is controlled by Imp, a small zombie which can be killed in less than 10 hits. The Gargantuar takes a whopping 150 hits to kill. It can be frozen and paralyzed but it cannot be hypnotized because it does not eat the plants, he crushes them with either a post, a wildlife sign or another zombie (A huge zombie wielding a zombie while being controlled by a small zombie? Your argument is invalid!). It's special is that when it only has half of it's health, it'll throw 
the Imp 3-5 squares away from your house. It also takes 2 explosives to kill.

While there are many things that ticks me off in Plants Vs Zombies, there are also things that make me laugh. One example is the Dancing Zombie. It's special is that it summons four Backup dancer zombies that were somewhat difficult to me  to kill. While it is a set back in the 2nd set, it is actually funny. I mean come on, who wouldn't laugh at a Michael Jackson zombie summoning backup dancers? In the Game of the Year, mobile and I think the Xbox editions of the game, they changed its
look. It now more looks like someone from the '70s or Disco Stu from the Simpsons. 

Another thing that makes me laugh is the credits. Who wouldn't love a music video featuring a singing sunflower and some zombies grooving to the beat? 

Sorry for the long post because this is the first time I've ever blogged before. Hope you like this :)