New Minecraft name

I'm just trying to find a new name on MCPE because I asked some people on instagram if they would like to join my server when the update comes. I got at least 20 yeses. So, I'm going to trick them into thinking that the aren't playing with me.

Here are some suggestions:

3.141592653 (geek)

BullshitDetector (duh)

TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker (ALMOST)

PVZn00b (yeah right)

Sucks@CoD (this one is actually true)

PiTheKidRS (SKYDOESMINECRAFT!)

ip6142 (if you don't fucking get it)

blood2416 (YouTube name)

TheTRNTRaptorFan (velociraptors playing basketball? Your argument is invalid)

MajorGlitter (Watch out Captain Sparklez! We got a badass over here)

CostonBeltics (you see what I did there?)

FalseMU (Jason, I'm startled!)

LiveLox (Ty, why u do dis?)

CrustEatr (every time we order pizza)

PewDiePi (I don't play his games, they scare the shit out of me)

TheSummerCaroler (Merry New Year- wait..... this is why no one wants to spend holidays with me)

Sp1derkid (because they didn't let me in the Avengers)