Instagram super fan, PVZ Strategies and other shit

Before we begin the post, I just want to say that I'm sorry for not posting for a while. School's getting tougher. My computer teacher's name is Aloha. That's some serious shit XD. But anyway, enjoy the post. This post is going to be short compared to the others.

First shit of the day, I have a fan in Instagram. His name is captainantdoesmc, which is a mixture of the names of YouTubers Captain Sparklez, AntVenom, SkyDoesMinecraft and KermitPlaysMC. He chose that name because he is a super fan of those 4 YouTubers. Ask him anything about them. He made me look like a crappy fan of them -__- But he's still nice. I offered to follow anybody who follows him. 

He also idolizes me and my brother Cyle (@shorti_yoyo) for some reason. I think its because he likes the games we like and maybe he sucks like hell (just kidding, he is epic!).

I even made something for him. Going to post this epic as fuck pixel art on Instagram.

Second crap of the day, more PVZ Strategies. Also, I'm not going to play Survival: Endless that much because I'm going to be looking for a Last Stand: Endless strategy that will get me to at least 25-30 flags. 

But anyway here are the crappy strategies that I made.

The first one is for Survival Day. I may or may not be addicted to Gloom-shrooms. 

Second strategy is for a regular Night level. I was still in Night until this morning. 

Third strategy is for the mini-game Zombie Nimble Zombie Quick. I am an expert in this mini-game and I personally have a deep hatred for those motherfucking Dolphin Riders. They ruin everything. Luckily I have Snow Peas. They sometimes get through the Fume Shroom but it only happens sometimes.

Last strategy is a Survival: Endless strategy, and probably the last one for this week because I'll be looking for a motherfucking Last Stand: Endless Strategy that will last for over 10 fucking flags!!!!

But anyway, here is the build:

It's no different than the other strategies but this one lasted longer. About 70 or 71 flags. New record!

Next shit of the day, did I ever tell you that I'm a sport stacker? Well, then I am :P My record for the 3-3-3 is 1.74, my record for the 3-6-3 is 2.40 and my record for the cycle is 6.53. 

I am not a world class stacker like Steven Purugannan, Zhewei Wu, Mike McCoy, William Polly, Chandler Miller or William Orrell but I'll tell you this: I have a fucking 1st place medal. That's all it takes for my fucking life to be complete.

But enough world champion shit, this isn't about sport stacking. It's related to aport stacking but it doesn't have to do with stacking with some damn cups. No, it's Mike McCoy. He liked one of my photos in Instagram. My fucking life is more complet-er! ...... And they say I'm the best in English class.

His Instagram user name is nystacker11. Noticed some easter eggs in the pic? Why yes, my cousin Ross does have a fucking Instagram and yes, I did get up 6 in the fucking morning.

Fourth shit of the day, I made a successful Cobblestone generator. It has a 75% of the cobble not getting pulled in the fucking lava. 

There are three ways of getting the cobble:

1. The dangerous and retarded way is to mine it while in the water. It might pull you on the lava, though. What? I didn't lose an Iron Pickaxe it was Ross I swear. Fine the retard who lost the damn pickaxe was me :(

2. The trap door beside it goes under the generator and you can mine the cobble. It'll increase the chances of the cobble getting in the lava, though. Fuck. Every step has a fucking disadvantage. 

3. Go to the sides of the generator, not the fucking water retards! Mine the cobble and wait for it to fall in the little room that the trapdoor goes to. If it doesn't get in the little room, then mine the cobble that will generate again. Keep doing that until the cobble finally gets in the little room. Finally a fucking step without a disadvantage!

Speaking if Minecraft, next and fifth shit is something purely based on luck. It's spawning 4 chickens with one egg! I would never would have thought to do something almost impossible like that. 

Last shit, I have a new game called Injustice. Technically it isn't new. My brother downloaded it and it was too hard for him so he deleted it and he is a retard (just joking). Pretty fucking easy for me. I like Nightwing :)

Harley Quinn!!!!

Sorry for no posts these last few days. I'll make it up to you by having long posts. 

Anyway, if you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good and positive comment. If you didn't, I appreciate your opinion. I would also like a new follower on Blogger, Twitter and Instagram (@pi2416). I'll see you later.

Life of Pi blog, old friend and other shit.

First of all, I considered to make another blog all about my life and sit that happens to me. I'm thinking of calling it LifeOfPi or Life of Pi. It might be very long since a lot of shit happens to me. And I mean a lot. Just look at the recent posts.

Speaking of long posts, I have been noticing that the are getting longer each day. I don't believe that it's got to do with all the crap that goes on in my life. I really think its the pictures, specifically the ones from my MCPE mining sessions and PVZ Survival: Endless strategies. I will either minimize that or post some of the other pics in the another post. It will most likely be minimize the pics because when I don't include pics to a post a completely forget about them, I accidentally deleted them. I'm so retarded.

Third shit, Life of Pi blog will be made most likely before Monday due to my old friend Kyla  coming back to the Philippines. She was my classmate until freshman year where she would move to Ireland. She's coming back this Friday and I think she's been developing her Plants vs Zombies skills while on the plane.

Final shit, I will post to TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker today. I got a lot of free time because I got like fucking zero homework.

Sorry for no picture today, like I said, the posts are becoming longer and crappier. But anyway if you like the blog and you are new to me, give me a good comment. I would also like a new follower on Blogger, twitter and Instagram (@pi2416). I'll see you later.

Speedblog!

Today's blog will be a speed blog because I have school tomorrow. I posted on the TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker about having too many shit to do so yeah... 

First shit I had a knew app called Despicable Me: Minion Rush. Epic game. I hate that Vector bitch.

Second shit of the day, PVZ Survival Endless... Long story short the Gargantuar bitches got to me.

Made it to 64 fucking flags. New best!

Third shit is that I finally bought the I, Zombie, Last Stand and Vase Breaker game packs. Completed those motherfuckers in a hurry.

Fourth shit, MC world day is a day where you will build something that is related to your fucking country. Made a hut. Poured lava all over it. Pretty fucking great.

Last crap of the day is that I played Minecraft with my brother and cousin. Pretty damn great session. No pics though :( 

No time for intro. I have to make a fucking poem.

Possible New Blog (again), PVZ Survival Endless Strategy 2 and other crap

I'm going to start this post by saying that I think I'm going to create a new blog all about my life and other crap that happens to me. I think I'm going to post on that blog on a daily basis (unlike TheAlmostDailyCrapTalker blog I have). Maybe you'll even see a selfie or not. Don't tell me what to do bitch!

Second shit of the day, I made a new Survival: Endless strategy. I lasted almost 51 flags if those motherfucking Giga Gargantuars and Zombonis weren't on the wave I lost 2 of my cob cannons and most of my offense. 

Oddly, the Gargantuars didn't appear until the 10th flag, which maybe the reason why I got as far as 50.

The only thing I had to worry about is my offense not handling the zombie density but I had the Cob Cannons take care of that.

Eventually, I got demolished by the Zomboni bitches and made a last stand. The outcome was pretty fucked up. I thought of quitting at only 20+ flags but I realized that I got a lot of sun, so I didn't.

I  replaced the Gatling peas with Winter melons. Everything was pretty fucking dandy from right there.

I had minor problems along the way, though.

But eventually I did the very best and I got the Alive and Planting achievement.

I was all like fucking Eye of the Tiger from this point on.

I did the best I could from the 46th to 50th flags but it was motherfucking so I was all like, "fuck it! These bitches can have my goddamn brain! Just make it stop!" 

Who would of thought that a Screendoor zombie would show me my demise? (loser music playing)

Third crap of this day, I went mining. Any special shit going on here? Nope. Just.... Butter!

Speaking of butter, our next shit will be a sad one. Also, this time, I'm not going to call it shit and curse because it's so sad. Ok, next STUFF is SkyDoesMinecraft and Dawnables broke up. So sad right? Get this, Dawn was the one who broke up with Adam (Sky). So sad. I wish Sky could tell us why.

Bodil40, iJevin, BigBadManPig, BebopVox and other YouTubers reacted as well. 

I'm going to research more about this, and I'm going to post the info on my AlmostDailyCrapTalker blog.

Last shit, the retarded co-worker of my mom still hasn't brought her iPad charger cord. We do have a cord but we want two incase both of our devices (iPad 2 and iPhone 4) wanted to fuck with us and have their batteries drain on the same time. 

But anyway if you liked the blog and you are new to me, give me a good comment. I would also like a new follower on my blog, twitter and Instagram (@pi2416). Stay tuned!